What's the likelihood this could happen? like with most of the other scenarios, everyone dies. (I don't know why six feetbut that's what he asked.). If you suddenly began rising steadily at one foot per second, how exactly would you die? In the year following that release only 8 articles where released including both #147 and #154. Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions, Absurd Scientific Advice for Common Real-World Problems, More Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions, Water Waves Generated By Underwater Explosions, Evaluation of We were both (luckily) amazed and surprised and I have often wondered what the odds are for something like that happening. And if so, what kind of bird would it take? Jack W. Reed began his military career as an Air Force meteorologist during the closing days of World War II. How far would a tungsten countertop descend if I dropped it into the Sun? What if people's incomes appeared around them as cash in real time? From here on standard release day was Thursday. According to the New York Times, a study released in 2020 looked at satellite images from 1979 to the present to see what was up with hurricane activity. I've occasionally seen "radar enforced" on speed limit signs, and I can't help but ask: How intense would radio waves have to be to stop a car from going over the speed limit, and what would happen if this were attempted? Just under four years passed before a new What If. The only three weeks break, the sixth break in total. Bernard Le Mehaute and Shen Wang. Dotted lines indicating hurricane paths cover the map, all red except where noted. It's very unpromising. Now I've realized that a flamethrower is impractical, but what about a high-powered microwave emitter? Within a dozen or so seconds, the bubble shrinks to a minimum size, then The bill had no co-sponsors, never received a hearing and never became law. The tree and splash would be great. Fast enough so you would need a speedometer in scientific notation. After acknowledging that the question has been answered elsewhere, he recaps the result, but then focuses more intently on the unasked resulting issue of the aftermath of everyone on Earth being magically transported to one location as they all try to return home. Hurricane Florence battered the US East Coast last year. Trump allegedly continued, "asking incredulously how many hurricanes the U.S. could handle." wiped out. Can you use a magnifying glass and moonlight to light a fire? the probability of achieving a perfect SAT score by guessing) to completely fictional questions (e.g. You just might not be prepared for how big you will need to be dreaming. guns? Yup, we can thank climate change for deadlier hurricanes. This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). It hasn't set and it won't for thousands of years. The problem is, we already know there would be no point. And we could make it not deadly, somehow? You can almost visualize his wide-eyed innocence, wanting to take two deadly forces and use them to destroy each other, to benefit mankind. What better weather to try to alter than hurricanes? If the energy released in a tropical disturbance were only 10% of that released in a hurricane, it's still a lot of power, so the hurricane police would need to dim the whole world's lights many times a year. Copy paste the above text and correct the number and the title to get this result: The two first articles were released on the same day, Tuesday July 10, 2012, probably to get the blog going, and let users of xkcd see that there was going to be more. I just moved into a new apartment. "As far as I know, there's no serious scientist doing this at all. Surprisingly fast, but beware destroying the city, and fines. I have had a particular problem for as long as I can remember. If it feels like there are more hurricanes these days than there were when you were a kid, and that they cause more damage, that's not you looking back on the past with rose-colored glasses. When they do, you have to pause between letters, making those words annoying to type. No matter how big the bomb, humans simply cannot make something with enough power to even dent a hurricane. What changes could be made to our diets for the amount of calories to equal the energy of the Sun? Does it converge to a fixed cycle? At least two comics coming out right after this was referencing this article. What would happen if you were in a boat, plane or a submarine that got hit by lightning? Her 13-year-old friend would then drive the Ferrari around, while she sits in the chair enjoying uninterrupted views of the countryside. part of the ocean. From what height would you need to drop a steak for it to be cooked when it hit the ground? A nuke set What if a huge mountainDenali, sayhad the bottom inch of its base disappear? And that's just one hurricane. kg. 2 book, in. If every country's airspace extended up forever, which country would own the largest percentage of the galaxy at any given time? convulsions. The column of deep, hot water from our nuke could conceivably For a more brief and arrangeable list, see. He served in the Philippines in 1946 and rode eight missions through typhoons inside . 195 years. What if you were changing the light at the top of a radio tower and lightning struck? If they are radioactive, then they radiate energy. After World War II, they started trying in a big way. Since then only three more articles were released in 2016, the first two with about 8 weeks between them and then more than 12 weeks. is a blog hosted on the xkcd.com domain and written by Randall Munroe with entries posted occasionally. Partway down the side of that skyscraper there's a flagpole sticking out, sans flag! If you call a random phone number and say God bless you, what are the chances that the person who answers just sneezed? Could this be an effective weapon, or would it be as stupid as it sounds? If you could teleport to a random place of the surface of the Earth, what are the odds that you'll see signs of intelligent life? Through the decades, theNational Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) reports that researchers tried a laundry list of ways to stop hurricanes, including "seeding clouds with dry ice or silver iodide, reducing evaporation from the ocean surface with thin-layers of polymers, cooling the ocean with cryogenic material or icebergs, changing the radiational balance in the hurricane environment by absorption of sunlight with carbon black, flying jets clockwise in the eyewall to reverse the flow, exploding the hurricane apart with hydrogen bombs, and blowing the storm away from land with giant fans, etc.". How much physical space does the internet take up? Enough soda to cover Earth with ten layers of cans. This book can't stop most bullets; if you want to use it for armour, you may want a lot more than one copy. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. What if all of the sun's output of visible light were bundled up into a laser-like beam that had a diameter of around 1m once it reaches Earth? sprawling 400-page report produced for the Department of Defense by This is clear from his response to the question of what would happen if everybody on Earth stood together and jumped at the same time. How big a hole do I need to dig before people suffocate? If you went outside and lay down on your back with your mouth open, how long would you have to wait until a bird pooped in it? But scientists know they don't know everything and that is even scarier. would reach to a height of 200-300 feet above sea level, or a distance A hurricane would shrug off a nuclear bomb the way an elephant does a gnat. If the stack is too tall to fit in the room, write down the number of pages it would take to write down the number. Explosion: \[\text{Radius} = \left (\frac{3}{4\pi}\right )^\frac{1}{3}\left ( \frac{40 \% \times 53\text{ megatons of TNT}}{\text{Mariana Trench pressure}+\text{1 ATM}} \right)^\frac{1}{3}\approx580\text{ meters}\]. {{Title text: I'd like to see more damage assessments for hurricanes hitting New York and flooding Manhattan -- something like the 1938 Long Island Express, but aimed a bit more to the west. With today's technology, would it be possible to launch an unmanned mission to retrieve Voyager I? The Great Hurricane of 1780 is estimated to have killed more than 20,000 people when it hit the Caribbean. Hurricane Katrina was the costliest hurricane ever recorded, with an estimated $176.3 billion in property damage and economic impact (via NOAA, adjusted for inflation.) The nuclear explosion at the Marshall Islands-which irradiated . 2 book. What if you exploded a nuclear bomb (say, the Tsar Bomba) at the bottom of the Marianas Trench? While we might not have experimented with nukes, the government has tried other ways to stop hurricanes, and even those resulted in some terrible and unforeseeable problems. When my wife and I started dating she invited me over for dinner at one time. "Look how much we're paying now to deal with the hurricanes," Biden said. However, Riechelderfer understood the gravity of the idea, saying they'd wait to start nuking storms "until we know what we're doing." We've had examples of it before. How would the Earth change as the water is being drained? The Mariana Trench is gone, and with it Guam and the Mariana Islands. What if every virus in the world were collected into one area? See the [[what if]] ''{{what if|147|Niagara Straw}}''. I use one of those old phones where you type with numbersfor example, to type "Y", you press 9 three times. There you have it. This somehow turns back time [ ] How much energy would someone flying around the Earth have to exert in order to reverse the Earth's rotation? Would I be able to boil a cup of water by stirring? When - if ever - will the bandwidth of the Internet surpass that of FedEx? Getting it back is another story. If all the seas were one sea, Fortunately for the coast, these waves are fundamentally different from What a great axe that would be! Second two months break of at least two in a row, the 16th break in total. The explosion at the bottom of the Mariana Trench will create a First after 25 releases was there a two week Christmas break before article 26 was released on December 31, 2012. waters of the Gulf of Mexicos Loop Current sometimes cause hurricanes She has learned enough about the rules of the road to know never to drive into the ocean; however, she jokingly suggested that given a sufficient quantity of rental cars, she could eventually get to Europe by driving east repeatedly. How many model rocket engines would it take to launch a real rocket into space? bookprovides That's. Not with regular lasers, but with more power, you could destroy the world. it gets, we can try a formula from the 1971 paper Evaluation of has not stopped but the first comic in 2017 (#153, January 30, 2017) came almost 15 weeks after the last in 2016, more than three months between releases. In 1962, physicist Freeman Dyson wrote a memo discussing eight possible If you make the words pronounceable by always alternating vowels and consonants, the names would be about 24 letters long. Surely anything is possible if we put our minds to it, right, scientists? The world just has too many people. What if we were to dump all the tea in the world into the Great Lakes? Far more than a book for geeks, WHAT IF: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions explains the laws of science in operation in a way that every intelligent reader will enjoy and feel much the smarter for having read. How long would the Sun last if a giant water hose were focused upon it? After the meeting ended, we thought, 'What the f*ck? firestorms. How many fairies would fly around, if each fairy is born from the first laugh of a child and fairies were immortal? Evin isnt the first person to think of setting off nuclear weapons August 26, 2019. Okay, so it would be complicated, but surely if legitimate scientists have thought about nuking a hurricane, it must be worth it to at least try? It now has 600,000 to a million page hits daily. "An airburst would result in no intense fallout and the cloud would rise well above the storm to avoid rainout.". The comet either burns up in the atmosphere or speeds up global warming. Assuming you had a good coat, you would survive to the death zone and die. What if you tried to stop rain with a laser that targeted and vaporized each incoming droplet before it could come within ten feet of the ground? What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light? The story of the three wise men got me wondering: What if you did walk towards a star at a fixed speed? What would happen if lightning struck a bullet in midair? Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. What would happen if one tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a straw? If all digital data were stored on punch cards, how big would Google's data warehouse be? effects has not been made. At 53 megatons, the Tsar Bomba was the most powerful nuclear weapon ever detonated, and at 11 kilometers, the Mariana (s) Trench is the deepest part of the ocean. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. This has become known as the Countdown in header text, see all details on that page. (Also, Randall misspelled Bethlehem). till late teens/early twenties) at the same pace as we do during our first month? the only thing to do would be to make a swimming pool. Better to just carry a sign. And let if [sic] fall into the great sea, terrifying passage describing the detonation of a submerged gigaton mine Rough estimates indicate that the inundation "Needless to say, this is not a good idea.". 0 618: Asteroid 696: Strip Games 786: Exoplanets 809: Los Alamos (Assuming the average composition of rock were maintained.). But what about the edge of ultracentrifuges, or generator turbines that have been running for years, for example? a result of such a deep-water closed bubble creation and dissipation, Why can't we do that?" How many flyby runs would it take to stop Jupiter completely? near future, and outlined the potential military uses and dangers of A 2016 National Geographic article also explained that detonating a nuke inside a hurricane could violate the Peaceful Nuclear Explosions Treaty between the U.S. and the former Soviet Union. 48,364 views Sep 26, 2019 1.4K Dislike Share Science Insider 2.24M subscribers Dropping a nuclear bomb into a hurricane is a decades-old idea for how to stop a. If one randomly chosen extra person were to die each second somewhere on Earth, what impact would it have on the world population? He liked these questions so much that he started up What If. less than enough energy to microwave a burrito. Stack them. As plastic is made from oil and oil is made from dead dinosaurs, how much actual real dinosaur is there in a plastic dinosaur? My boyfriend recently took a flight on a plane with wifi, and while he was up there, wistfully asked if I could send him a pizza. From the very edge of the atmosphere and even then it might not be fully cooked. serious answers to absurd questions and absurd advice for common concerns from xkcd's Randall Munroe. Earth would be unaffected but the human race would be wiped out due to everyone trying to get home at the same time. Here's what would happen if you nuked a hurricane. The reason for this you can read at the Editor FAQ . Printing $100 bills 24/7 for a year can make you about $200 million per year. ", "I never said that," Trump retorted. Australia owns most of the galaxy at certain points in time. What would happen if you were to gather a mole (unit of measurement) of moles (the small furry critter) in one place? But what if we could stop a hurricane in its tracks? "By the way," he continued, gesturing to Trump, "he has an answer for hurricanes. It was almost a year ago that two comics had been released with less than two full weeks between them (that was #147 released February 26, 2016). This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. From here on there seems to no longer be a standard release day for some time. What if the entire continental US was on a decreasing slope from West to East. We kept the chairs for five years but despite laborious attempts it couldn't be reproduced. My 4 year old son and I were wondering about soccer ball sized hail today. And mess they did. Every now and then we have to insert a leap second because the Earths rotation is slowing down. Explosion. Sugar: 19 What if you were flashing your BIOS during a thunderstorm and you got hit by lightning? petrified wood mixed with sand buried beneath the Louisiana and Texas Crypto After that there were five more two weeks break, one three week break (before December 11, 2014) and two releases in a row (133-134 towards the end of this period of 136 articles), where the release dates where shifted so the two came out over three weeks' time with about 1.5 weeks between them. What could I use as a clear medium? 2 Countdown. More details. This memo has been declassified, but was never published. First regular release. He also says this isn't the end, that over the long term, "the risk landscape could change, and in a bad way, not in a good way. What path would you trace on the Earth? Also, the Earth would be destroyed. How long of a fall would I need in order for the balloon to slow me enough that I could land safely? How much Force power can Yoda output?). 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